Ummm...Where is my summer glow you might ask?

So its practically summer --as you can tell by the insane number of short shorts out-and-about this weekend-- and some of you may be wondering about my summer glow.  Well, I am a little bummed to find that both Wal-Mart and Target have failed to stock my Vaseline Intensive Care Summer Glow for Fair Skin.  And by fail to stock, I don't mean they are merely out of this item and more of this product will be coming soon.  I mean that there is not even a place or a sticker for it on the shelf.  They only stock lotions for MEDIUM skin.  This is a problem in and of itself, because clearly the people who need this subtle tan are the fair skinned folks in the first place--am I right??  This is going to be a HUGE problem!

Oh, Bubble Bath--I May Never Have Time For You Again...

Remember that time I said I was in the market for a personal assistant?  Well now you can update that job description to personal assistant/maid.  I could totally use someone to put away my laundry and clean my bathroom while I work my way through this mountain of grading before me.  Also, my bed is not going to make itself, and the dishwasher is just not big enough for all my dishes.  

And maybe if my new personal assistant/maid could also become a part-time personal shopper on the side that would be MAGNIFICENT.  Because I simply do not have the time or energy to shop for new bridal shower/luncheon/brunch/engagement party dresses after work.  

And while I'm sitting here wishing and hoping, go ahead and upgrade this personal assistant/maid/personal shopper to teacher's aid as well.  I just need someone to read essays a couple hours each night, and maybe I can go back to doing fun stuff for myself, like playing WoW or reading for fun or watch some TV....

What a wonderful day!  Matt came to the school to pick up my car and get the oil changed.  He also washed and waxed my car; vacuumed the interior; armor alled everything inside and out; replaced a few necessary filters; and even got me a new steering wheel cover.  I feel like I'm driving a new car.  He came home so exhausted though, and he still had to tidy up the house, take out the trash, and unload/load the dishwasher.  I helped him because I felt bad--In just one day, I had turned him into an under-appreciated housewife  :(

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This is so fun.  It's the story of my life in a hundred words or less!

Congratulations Matt, you made the list TWICE!