ESPN?!

Whoa. So I was just flipping through the channels looking for the news, and I came across this story(apparently there is nothing note worthy going on in the WORLD this evening). And I quote,

"Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center."

ESPN??!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!! Unfortunatly for this kid, his parents forgot to consider the fact that he might actually grow up and go to school and be pointed and laughted at by his peers. Matt, I love you, but MMORPG is out of the question!