Christmas Wishlist #1

I know that it is not even Thanksgiving yet, but I am going to start dropping hints here and there, so adoring fans can get a head start on my Christmas shopping.....
The number one thing on my list at the moment is a foot massager. And I am not talking about one of those battery-operated, vibrating foot massagers, or even those bubbling foot-spas. Those, simply, will not get the job done. Instead, I would like a little man to follow me around and really rub my feet on command. So everyone reading this: start saving your money and interviewing some Asian men.