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It is wonderful to have friends in high places...Or at least places that will get you free stuff. One of my students is the manager of KFC. I went there for dinner the other night, and when he saw me, he gave me a 3-piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and gravy, coleslaw, an extra biscuit, and a drink for the price of $o.oo. It was exciting and delicious all at the same time. And the thing is, this student is not in my session or any of my classes; he just knows who I am. What a great guy! I wish I had him for a class so I could give him all A's.