Coooook-ieeeees....

As you all know, today is Thursday. And Thursday is Italian B.M.T Day at Subway (my personal favorite). So already I am not on the healthiest of options here, what with the Italian cheese bread, the extra salami, mayo, olives, and oil and vinegar. But then I made it a value meal with BBQ ranch chips and a sweet tea (P.S.-Subway is the only place I know of in the West that actually makes sweet tea. I've had better, but what can you do...). Then, I get to the counter and my stomach growls "coooook-ieeeeeeeees!!!" So I throw in three chocolate chip cookies for a buck. And my grand total came out to $6.66. That's right, my friends, 666: the mark of Satan. It was a sign: I mean, I know I need those cookies like I need a hole in my head, but damn, can't you be a little more subtle about it...