What?

Did you hear about the woman in Israel who married a dolphin? I'm not kidding...She married a dolphin. There was a proposal and a ceremony and a honeymoon swim. On article reads:

Sharon kissed Cindy (the dolphin) and whispered "I love you" in his blow hole.

WHAT??!! Are you KIDDING me?!! This dolphin has NO idea what he has gotten himself into! This woman is NUTS! And to add to the utter hilarity of this story, the crazy woman goes on to say:

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."