An All Time Low...

If you know me at all, you know I am nothing if not frugal. I have a mason jar on top of my TV that collects change. It has had many names: "San Francisco Fund," "Ski Trip Fund," "Christmas Fund," "Marie Needs New Shoes Fund," "Jackson or Bust Fund." Currently, it is named the "Matt and Marie desperately Need To Take A Vacation Fund." We have about $15 bucks in change-mostly pennies. (At this rate we will earn ourselves a fancy dinner at IHOP.) Anyway, today I was standing over the garbage can, cleaning the lint out of my pockets, and a quarter fell out. If you think I just let that sucker go, then you would be wrong my friend. My frugalness has drug me to an all-time low; I dug... to the bottom... of the trash... for a quarter......