Never A Dull Moment!

Don't you love it when your students can make you laugh hysterically? So there is this one guy who is an over the top drama queen. He came to my desk this morning and said, "Out of sheer curiosity, can you please talk to a student about a certain unsettling behavior?" and I'm like, "Ummm...I'll try." He says, "There is a certain student, I won't name any names, but he sits right in front of my, and he keeps 'breaking wind'. And I know he is doing it on purpose to try and asphyxiate me." Trying to keep a straight face, I tell, him that there is nothing I can do about that. And he goes, "Miss! You have no idea! This can be considered ....ASSAULT!!" I could NOT stop laughing!