So there I was, regulating break, making sure no riots broke out, when a student approaches me and whines, "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiss, can I borrow 50 cents, so I can get something from the snack machine? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease? I'm huuuuuuuuuungry!" and I'm like, "Well I'm hungry too but..." then he cuts me off and says "But, look and me and look at you. Who needs the snack more?"

I wasn't quite sure how to take that.

The end.